If I ever have a girlfriend named Annie, this is how it will go:
- Me: Annie, are you okay?
- Her: Yeah, I'm fine-
- Me: Annie, are you okay?
- Her: I said I am-
- Me: Are you okay, Annie?
- Her: Oh no, are you-
- Me: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, WON'T YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY.
- Her: Not agai-
- Me: There's a sign in the window, that he struck you, a crescendo, Annie!
- Her: Stop-
- Me: YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY *clap*clap* YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY *clap* A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
- Her: The only crime here is you singing that song.
- Me: Annie are you-
- Her: I'm changing my name.
- Me: To what?
- Her: Billie Jean.
- Me: BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER- wait, what?
- The End
Henry’s voice cracked; his hyungs think it’s the cutest thing in the world.
(Source: henyah, via espadacuatro)
LOL the winners of AllKpop’s awards weren’t actually supposed to be revealed until next week, but Donghae just told everyone OTL
That child
what will we do with him ide
dumbass
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Shut up, I'm not funny.: The SJ-M Airport Prank Incident
Look carefully at these two pictures as SJ-M leaves Korea.
We must pay attention to their clothing. And they’re all dressed like how they always would. Very typical of their styles.
Kyuhyun — all black
Donghae — dark blue cap + light blue shirt
Ryeowook — striped hoodie
Siwon — Beige hat/pants + white shirt
Hangeng — sunglasses + black tank top
Henry — Black & white
Zhou Mi — Stripes + black jacket
And soon in Beijing airport
I see Donghae… wait… what? That’s… that’s Wookie!
And:
Oh my god Donghae you have turned into Ryeowook!!
And look, the sideways cap, the white hoodie, Henr - wait, no, that’s KYU!!
Even carrying Henry’s violin for the perfect crime…
And I know it’s hard to believe. But the one in all black is Henry.
Hangeng became Zhou Mi… And Zhou Mi became Hangeng :O
But wait… SJM was an odd number back then…
So Choi Siwon… whose clothes are you wearing?
OH GAWD
SIWON YOU ARE WEARING SEUNGHWAN’S CLOTHES
AND SO HE IS WEARING YOURS
OMG SERIOUSLY SEUNGHWAN AND SIWON LOOK IDENTICAL. IDENTICAL, I TELL YOU
Kyuhyun was sick that day so Seunghwan carries the violin for Kyu ^^
And the mastermind for this entire prank…
CHO KYUHYUN
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